February 12, 2003

For My Upper East Side Emergency Kit

Forget duct tape. We have people for that kind of thing.

A quick turn around the neighborhood reveals what's really standing between me and preparedness:

  • Elaborate jacket for my toy dog
  • Toy dog
  • Silver-tipped walking stick
  • Mink "driving coat." Sorry, dude, it's a swing coat. You know how, even though you call'em clamdiggers, they're still capri pants? Same thing.
  • Minions

    | posted by greg at February 12, 2003 7:31 AM