Margene, What You Really Need Is HBO.

ìMargene, just to let you know, Nicki is just pretending to have a baby in order to have more time with Bill. Sheís still on the pill; sheís using Bill. I believe she knows about Bill and Barbís affair. Nicki has a serious spending/debt problem. Also, Iím sorry no one went with you to the mall.î

* Posted by: mississippigirl19 Apr 30, 2006 2:09 PM EDT

For those who may not be so up on things, Margene is on Big Love, an innovative and groundbreaking documentary/reality television series about a polygamist family in Salt Lake City that's shot and edited live, in real-time, Sunday nights on HBO.

See, when it's dark here in NYC at 10PM, it's still morning in Utah, which is why those kids are goin' to school and-- never mind, it's too technical to get into here.