First, Shill For All The Writers

This is funny:

Not The Daily Show, With Some Writer

But this is funnier:

From the Colbert Report writers: hungvp158: "Very successful entertainment executive, who is also quite young for his position, on why scribes' strike is asinine. Not tooting own horn or anything but he is very connected-- squash, Iger-- has inside dope. And 'hung' not an exaggeration."

Round 1 goes to The Colbert Report writers. Back to you, John.