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    <title>Circus Galop And Other Unplayable-By-Humans Piano Compositions</title>
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    <summary>This is utterly fantastic. It&apos;s Quebecois pianist/composer Marc-André Hamelin&apos;s 1991-4 work for two player pianos, &quot;Circus Galop,&quot; and because it occasionally hits all 12 staves or 21 notes simultaneously, it is unplayable by humans. The boingboing headline is a bit...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This is utterly fantastic. It's Quebecois pianist/composer <a href="http://www.marcandrehamelin.com">Marc-André Hamelin's</a> 1991-4 work for two player pianos, "Circus Galop," and because it occasionally hits all 12 staves or 21 notes simultaneously, it is unplayable by humans.</p>

<p><iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BdUy70dh8LY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>

<p>The <a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/02/03/circus-galop-the-bonkers-non.html">boingboing headline is a bit misleading</a>, because though it is being used by the restorer who shot this YouTube video to stress test a player piano, that was not, I think, the composer's intentions for the piece.</p>

<p>Hamelin wrote two other pieces for player piano; all three are included on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0016ORPPM/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=shagpad&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0016ORPPM">Player Piano, Vol. 6: Original Compositions in the Tradition of Nancarrow,</a> a 2008 recording released by the obvious leader in documenting the player piano repertoire, <a href="http://www.mdg.de">the German label MDG.</a></p>

<p>Nancarrow turns out to be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conlon_Nancarrow">Conlon Nancarrow</a>, an American-Mexican composer who pioneered the avant-garde player piano genre. Having moved to Mexico City after WWII to avoid anti-Communist harrassment in the US, Nancarrow had difficulty finding performers willing or able to tackle his complex compositions. He worked largely in obscurity until the late 1970s, and in 1982, he was the first composer to receive a MacArthur Fellowship.</p>

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<p>Eastern German player piano composer <a href="ttp://www.wolfgang-heisig.de/lesestoff.html">Wolfgang Heisig </a>and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/playerpianoJH#g/u">Jürgen Hocker</a> have been working to publish and perform Nancarrow's works. By threading divergent tempi through his pieces, Nancarrow definitely cleared the unplayability bar, though people have successfully made arrangements of his pieces for live performance by groups of musicians.</p>

<p>So in one sense, unplayable-for-humans is just a side effect, a negative characteristic of composed-for-player-piano music that explores and exploits the mechanistic, analogue medium itself. As Hocker wrote on the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hum6PgRk6k">YouTube video description of Igor Stravinsky's "Etude for Pianola,"</a> <blockquote>Original Compositions for Player Piano between 1915 and 1930. In this period composers discovered the superhuman possibilities of the Player Piano. Strawinsky, Hindemith, Toch, Antheil, Münch, Haass and Casella used this new medium, decades before Conlon Nancarrow discovered it again for his ingenious Studies for Player Piano.</blockquote>Though it's the impossible trance-like fugue passages that blow your mind, Hamelin's piece also evokes the ragtime history of player piano music. Nancarrow's "Study No. 11" above, meanwhile, is clearly in the Schoenbergian, avant-garde tradition.</p>

<p>But it was watching that first stress test video, and realizing it's not technically a stress test, that got me thinking: what would an actual stress-test composition sound like? Are there such things? Compositions driven by functionality, or at least something other than aesthetic or listener experience?</p>

<p>It occurred to me when I kept hearing Hamelin's little ragtime melody over and over, and realized that the keys on that nickelodeon were not, in fact, being tested equally. But maybe they're being tested based on the algorithmically calculated frequency of their use? Would a stress test composition necessarily just bang on all the keys a thousand times, or run scales up and down, or would it proceed in some other optimized fashion? I'm sure these are all parameters that could be fed into a composing program. Not only would the output be unplayable by humans, it'd be uncomposable by them as well.</p>

<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_Galop">Circus Galop</a> [wikipedia]<br />
<a href="http://www.sorabji-archive.co.uk/hamelin/scores.php">the 22-page score for Hamelin's "Circus Galop" is available at Sorabji</a> [sorabji-archive.co.uk]<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/playerpianoJH#g/u">Juergen Hocker's YouTube channel is full of excellent player piano performances by Nancarrow and others</a> [youtube]</p>]]>
        
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    <title>You Just Keep On Trying Till You Run Out Of Cake</title>
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    <published>2012-02-03T14:07:23Z</published>
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    <summary> I don&apos;t think Hirst&apos;s assistants would agree that spots aren&apos;t about time, but Karen Rosenberg&apos;s line in her On Kawara review is nice:Speaking broadly, you could say that one is about time and the other is about money. (Though,...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://greg.org/archive/on_kawara_date_zwirner.jpg"><img alt="on_kawara_date_zwirner.jpg" src="http://greg.org/assets_c/2012/02/on_kawara_date_zwirner-thumb-500x375-10946.jpg" width="500" height="375" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></a></p>

<p>I don't think Hirst's assistants would agree that spots aren't about time, but Karen Rosenberg's line in <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/03/arts/design/on-kawaras-date-painting-s-at-david-zwirner-gallery.html">her On Kawara review</a> is nice:<blockquote>Speaking broadly, you could say that one is about time and the other is about money. (Though, as the adage goes, the two aren't all that different.) </blockquote>Also, I just wanted to post something short for a change.</p>

<p>I also disagree with her kicker, or feel the opposite, rather:<blockquote>But it's hard to come away from this show without confronting the existentialism -- and fear -- behind these one-day-at-a-time paintings. They remain powerfully connected to Mr. Kawara's other well-known body of work, a series of telegrams sent to his dealer that bore the message "I am still alive." One never worries, with Mr. Kawara, that the art will expire before he does. </blockquote>On the one hand, the end of Kawara's art is exactly what concerns me, especially this week when artists old and too-young have died. Part of me wants Kawara's Today Series to continue after his death. Why can't someone take it up seamlessly, invisibly, anonymously? Why couldn't a collective or collaborative step right into his shoes without missing a beat? </p>

<p>Didn't <a href="http://theartnewspaper.com/articles/Geneva-and-Rome-running-the-gamut-from-Swiss-watches-to-Italian-strikes/25495">Christina Ruiz suggest exactly that </a>for the supposedly endless Spot paintings? <blockquote>After all, [Hirst] could easily approve the method of production for posthumous spot making so that his heirs can continue to make them until the end of recorded time.</blockquote>The end of recorded time sure sounds like Kawara territory to me. </p>

<p>I mean, I guess some people know, but what if it turns out Kawara had actually died in like 1985?</p>

<p>Also, I can't believe I didn't make the connection sooner--not that there is one, but why can't there be?--but I've had <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02n2yYBwHXo">Jonathan Coulton's song from the end credits of Portal</a> stuck in my head for a couple of weeks now. I'm singing it right now, in fact.</p>

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<p><a href="http://www.davidzwirner.com/exhibition/on-kawara-date-paintings-in-new-york-136-other-cities/?slide=8">On Kawara Date Paintings in New York and 136 Other Cities, through Feb. 11</a> [davidzwirner.com]</p>]]>
        
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    <title>On Jetty Time</title>
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    <published>2012-02-03T01:24:30Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-03T14:04:44Z</updated>
    
    <summary> I&apos;ve kept quiet and hopeful for six months, but now I think it&apos;s time to congratulate Dia Foundation, the Utah Department of Natural Resources, the Utah Museum of Fine Arts, and the Great Salt Lake Institute at Westminster College...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><img src="http://greg.org/archive/sj_sign_0804.jpg" width="400" height="300" alt="Spiral Jetty sign" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 10px 20px 20px;" /></p>

<p>I've kept quiet and hopeful for six months, but now I think it's time to congratulate Dia Foundation, the Utah Department of Natural Resources, the Utah Museum of Fine Arts, and the Great Salt Lake Institute at Westminster College on the renewal of Dia's lease for the <em>Spiral Jetty</em> site; and on the newly announced, three-way collaboration managing stewardship of the artwork. I think it's fantastic, reassuring for those who know and care about Smithson's work already, and encouraging for the many people in Utah and beyond who will discover it going forward.</p>

<p>When I founded The Jetty Foundation in Salt Lake last summer and submitted an application to DNR to lease the state land under <em>Spiral Jetty</em>, I proposed a similar partnership, where local stakeholders would support Dia's stewardship of the work by engaging on the crucial environmental, development, educational, and political issues that impact the Jetty. The Foundation also very explicitly affirmed the importance of Dia's undisputed role as owner of the artwork and the designated steward of Smithson's estate.</p>

<p>I don't mean to claim any credit for creating the solution that DNR developed in its negotiations with Dia. On the contrary, I think the concept of local institutional engagement on the Jetty's behalf has been gaining traction in Utah in the years years since the artwork re-emerged. If the Foundation's proposal encouraged Utahns' vision for a stronger, more engaged future for the Jetty, then the weeks I spent basically lobbying with local politicians, government officials, and other community leaders was well worth it.</p>]]>
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<p>Sheesh, I still feel so nervous, so cagey, so official, wary of adding uncertainty or controversy to an unexpectedly uncertain situation. Some folks I've talked to--and no doubt some folks I've very carefully not talked to--wonder what the point was, why meddle with Dia's deal? </p>

<p>The shortest answer is the one I gave last summer, <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2011/07/07/site_specifics_why_im_bidding_on_the_lease_for_the_spiral_jetty_site.html">which is that for a very hairy few weeks</a>, the Jetty's future looked highly uncertain at best, and under direct threat at worst. It was not at all clear until after I'd filed the application, and met with officials at DNR, and had Dick Bueller, the official charged with determining the fate of the site lease, quote Smithson's own words to me, that I was reassured the artwork was not in existential danger.  If there's any single person who deserves credit for <em>Spiral Jetty</em>'s well-being, it is Mr. Bueller, who takes the work's stewardship incredibly seriously.</p>

<p>In the process of meeting with DNR and other folks and talking about the Jetty and its significance, I really came to see the lease expiration and renewal process as an integral part of <em>Spiral Jetty</eM> itself.  Smithson envisioned the Jetty as existing and operating on a geologic time scale. In addition to the cyclical changes of the seasons and the lake level, and the entropic natural forces of erosion, Smithson linked the Jetty to the prehistoric transformations that created Great Salt Lake itself--and the tar-like oil underneath it. The derelict 1920s oil wells at Rozel Point showed that humanity, too, was subject to entropy and failure. </p>

<p>By siting <em>Spiral Jetty</em> on leased state land, Smithson put in place a checking mechanism, an alarm that goes off every twenty years--or now 10--which gives people the chance to assess the Jetty and their relationship to it. Counting Smithson's original lease signing, then, this was the third tick of <em>Spiral Jetty</em>'s geologic clock.</p>

<p>Which made me wonder what had happened before. So last summer, I began investigating the history of the <em>Spiral Jetty</em> site and its lease, and Rozel Point and Great Salt Lake. And we have come a long way, baby.</p>

<p>The first thing I noticed when I was studying the original 20-year lease Smithson signed in 1970 and the second 20-year lease Nancy Holt signed in 1991 should be immediately evident, but somehow wasn't: this had happened before. The lease expired, and it was almost a year before a new lease was signed. Now that the lease's fate is settled for another ten years, I think I can ask Nancy what that process was like.</p>

<p>The other thing that I'd wondered was why ten acres?  Would it be possible to expand <em>Spiral Jetty</em>'s buffer zone by acquiring adjacent leases? What is their status, anyway? I was surprised to find out that in the decade before Smithson built it, and from the mid-1970s into the 1980s, there was active leasing, testing and drilling going on around and even rightnextto the Jetty. </p>

<p>And there was no sign that the Jetty factored into any leasing, land, or lake decisions at all.  With Smithson's death and the rise of the lake level, it's as if <em>Spiral Jetty</em> had really disappeared. In 1980, Dr. J Wallace Gwynn edited <em>Great Salt Lake: A Scientific, Historical and Economic Overview</em> for the Utah Geological and Mineral Survey at DNR. The 400-page what seems to be the first definitive, official history of the lake. There are a couple of references to Rozel Point's oil structures, but no mention of <em>Spiral Jetty</em>.</p>

<p>And so I compare the situation of the first lease, and the buildup to its expiration and the first renewal, to 2011, where tens of thousands of people in and out of Utah have visited the Jetty; where the possibility of test drilling several miles off Rozel Point causes an international furor; and where one of the top officials at DNR quotes Smithson from memory. Where Smithson's artwork and its site were once on the farthest, remotest edge of culture, now they have moved, if not to the center, then at least towards it.</p>

<p>[note: I expect I will wrap up The Jetty Foundation soon, but set up the website as an archive of lease documents and the historical materials I've collected about Rozel Point. I don't yet know what I will do with my remaining tote bags.]</p>

<p><a href="http://umfa.utah.edu/spiraljettystewardship">UMFA, Dia Art Foundation, and Great Salt Lake Institute Collaborate to Ensure Long-Term Preservation of Spiral Jetty</a> [umfa.utah.edu/spiraljettystewardship]<br />
<a href="http://www.slcpl.lib.ut.us/events/view/1031/">The Future of Spiral Jetty: Community and Collaboration, Feb. 2, 2012</a> [slcpl.lib.ut.us]<br />
Previously: <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2011/07/07/site_specifics_why_im_bidding_on_the_lease_for_the_spiral_jetty_site.html">Site Specifics: Why I'm Bidding on the Lease for the <em>Spiral Jetty</em> site</a></p>]]>
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    <title>On Man-Made Painting After Google</title>
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    <published>2012-02-02T01:54:51Z</published>
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    <summary>I haven&apos;t yet decided whether to more proactively engage the growing numbers of people who use Google as medium or subject for their artmaking, or to forge ahead alone, buoyed up by the certainty of my own unequaled, Googly aesthetic...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I haven't yet decided whether to more proactively engage the growing numbers of people who use Google as medium or subject for their artmaking, or to forge ahead alone, buoyed up by the certainty of my own unequaled, Googly aesthetic and conceptual brilliance. </p>

<p><a href="http://greg.org/archive/manbartlett_gregorg_det.jpg"><img alt="manbartlett_gregorg_det.jpg" src="http://greg.org/assets_c/2012/02/manbartlett_gregorg_det-thumb-500x375-10941.jpg" width="500" height="375" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></a><br />
<small>detail of <em>Reconciliation (after @gregorg after thompson after allen [maybe])... </em><br />
CanvasPeople® probably non-archival inkjet print on canvas <br />
11" x 14" <br />
2012 <br />
Signed Edition of 1 (+ infinite unsigned APs), POR</small></p>

<p>But then <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/gregorg/status/155825273407946753">Man Bartlett comes up with a sharp, funny project</a> that turns out to relate directly to my lingering anxiety over what I think of, what I make, what I try to get out there, and how well [or not] I do it.</p>

<p><img alt="Thumbnail image for blurmoiselles_moma_goog.jpg" src="http://greg.org/assets_c/2011/02/blurmoiselles_moma_goog-thumb-525x509-8873.jpg" width="525" height="509" class="mt-image-none" style="" /><br />
<small>study for <em>Untitled (After Google Art Project, les Demoiselled d'Avignon)</em>, <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2011/02/01/les_blurmoiselles_davignon.html">2011</a></small></p>

<p>So last year--a year ago today, in fact--my immediate reaction to the launch of the Google Art Project was <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2011/02/01/les_blurmoiselles_davignon.html">to zoom in on the blurred out paintings that MoMA hadn't gotten copyright clearance for</a>--including <em>les Demoiselles d'Avignon</em> and several other iconic Picassos--and to suggest they must now be painted as Google had--there's no other word--<a href="http://greg.org/archive/2012/02/01/overpainted_gerhard_richter_painting.html">overpainted</a> them.</p>

<p>And then last month, I see that an artist named Phil Thompson had sent screengrabs of the blurred paintings to one of those Chinese painting factories, and <a href="http://www.pjdthompson.co.uk/index.php?/project/copyrights/">has now unveiled the work as his <em>Copyrights</em> project</a>. Which is fine, if not at all how <strike>it should be done</strike> I'd do it.</p>

<p>But which nonetheless <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/gregorg/status/155825273407946753">made me tweet about the twinges of annoyance</a> caused by my no-doubt outmoded sense of authorship and originality:</p>

<p><img alt="gap_gregorg_tweet.jpg" src="http://greg.org/archive/gap_gregorg_tweet.jpg" width="500" height="207" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></p>

<p>Which prompted Man to take a screenshot of my blog post, pixel-blur everything but the blurred Google Art Project image, and order a print-on-canvas of it. AND a Chinese painting mill cover version. All of which are for sale, and which are hilarious. Though I will let him reveal the Chinese copy in his own good time. It really is awesome.</p>

<p><a href="http://manbartlett.tumblr.com/post/16770253392/reconciliation-after-gregorg-after-thompson">Reconciliation (after @gregorg after thompson after...)</a> [manbartlett.tumblr.com]<br />
Previously, painfully related, feb 2011: <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2011/02/01/les_blurmoiselles_davignon.html">les Blurmoiselles d'Avignon</a><br />
nov 2010, because it really does come back to Richter, it seems: <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2010/11/15/blurmany_and_the_pixelated_sublime.html">Blurmany and the pixelated sublime</a></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Overpainted Gerhard Richter Painting</title>
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    <published>2012-02-01T14:36:46Z</published>
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    <summary>Joerg tweeted last night about a &quot;[DESTROYED]&quot; 1982 Gerhard Richter candle painting, and heeyeahsure, I&apos;ll look at that. It turns out though, that the artist&apos;s own term is not entirely accurate. Because according to his website, the painting, 2 Candles...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jmcolberg.com/weblog/">Joerg</a> tweeted last night about <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/jmcolberg/status/164545168048013313">a "[DESTROYED]" 1982 Gerhard Richter candle painting</a>, and heeyeahsure, I'll look at that.</p>

<p>It turns out though, that the artist's own term is not entirely accurate. Because according to his website, the painting, <a href="http://www.gerhard-richter.com/art/paintings/photo_paintings/detail.php?6362"><em>2 Candles</em> 1982, (CR 499-3), still exists</a>:  "Richter painted over this work in 1996. The painting is now entitled <a href="http://www.gerhard-richter.com/art/search/detail.php?8194"><em>Abstract Painting</em> (CR 837-4)."</a></p>

<p><a href="http://greg.org/archive/richter_CR837-4_4080.jpg"><img alt="richter_CR837-4_4080.jpg" src="http://greg.org/assets_c/2012/02/richter_CR837-4_4080-thumb-500x313-10926.jpg" width="500" height="313" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></a><br />
<small>l: <em>2 Candles</em>, 1982-96 state; r: <em>Abstract Painting 837-4</em>, 1996-, images via <a href="http://www.gerhard-richter.com">gerhard-richter.com</a></small></p>

<p>Which would be interesting enough if it were a one-off thing. And no, it appears that <a href="http://www.gerhard-richter.com/art/search/?title=destroyed&page_selected=1&show_per_page=64">Richter has not painted over any of the 73 other paintings listed as "[DESTROYED]"</a>. But by 1996, he had already been painting on photographs for a decade. In 1989, in fact, he produced <a href="http://www.gerhard-richter.com/art/search/?title=candle&year-from=1989&year-to=1989">two editions of candle images overpainted with squeegees.</a></p>

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<small><em>Candle III</em>, 1989, ed. of 30+10, image:<a href="http://www.gerhard-richter.com/art/search/detail.php?12756"> gerhard-richter</a></small></p>

<p>There are at least a dozen other such editions since then which combine photos or photoreproductions and squeegeed abstract overpainting. They constitute a persistent connection between the two seemingly diametrically opposed bodies of Richters' work: photo-based representation and so-called aleatoric, or mechanized, gestureless abstraction. It's a dichotomy that continues to stump even the illustrious Benjamin Buchloh, who laments while writing, at great length, in the latest Artforum: "The question posed over and over again (and which has basically remained unanswered) was how these photographic images could be related to the emerging works of abstraction."</p>

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<p>But my bigger point here, which Buchloh also cursorily notes, as does anyone who's seen <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2011/09/15/filming_gerhard_richter_painting.html">Corinna Belz's film <em>Gerhard Richter Painting</em></a>, is that overpainting is central to Richter's abstract practice. In these stills from the scene that appears in Belz's original trailer, Richter very thoughtfully creates classical gestural abstractions:</p>

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<p>Which remind me of nothing so much as the great, underappreciated-until-just-now, large-scale paintings of Willem de Kooning from the mid-1970s.</p>

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<p>It's one of the main reasons <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2012/01/11/erased_de_kooning_drawing_is_bigger_than_it_used_to_be.html">I hustled back to MoMA to see the de Kooning show on the last day</a>, <em>after</em> seeing Belz's film, and <em>after</em> getting both the Richter and de Kooning catalogues for Christmas. Because these amazing wet-on-wet structures that Richter laid down</p>

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<p>felt almost like reincarnations of some of the virtuoso brushstrokes de Kooning made in 1975 paintings like <em>Screams of Children Come from Seagulls</em> [check out this dark blue, sideways L from the upper right quadrant, for example]</p>

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<p>or the single, epic loop at the center of the Art Institute of Chicago's <em>Untitled XI</em> (1975):</p>

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<p>And then when they're just right, Richter takes his squeegee to them. As if getting erased by Rauschenberg wasn't enough. </p>

<p>But--oh man, I really did just mean to do a quick, "ooh, look, overpainted Richter!" post here--but this is the thing that bugged me so bad about Buchloh's reading: his extraordinarily limited range of references in discussing Richter's work. I mean, it's basically Johns and Stella [Stella!]. And he dismisses Johns on false pretenses. And doesn't mention de Kooning once. </p>

<p>Here's what Buchloh got from Belz's film--WHICH HE WAS IN: some kind of Surrealist theatrical something or other:<blockquote>Starting the production of each canvas with strange rehearsals of various forms of gestural abstraction, as though moving through recitals of its legacies, in the final phases Richter seems literally to <em>execute</em> the painting with a massive device that rakes paint across an apparently carefully planned and painted surface. Crisscrossing the canvas horizontally and vertically with this rather crude tool the artist accedes to a radical diminishment of tactile control and manual dexterity, suggesting that the erasure of painterly detail is as essential to the work's production as the inscription of procedural traces. Thus an uncanny and deeply discomforting dialectic between enunciation and erasure occurs at the very core of the pictorial production process itself, opening up the insight that we might be witnessing a chasm of negation and destruction as much as the emergence of enchanting coloristic and structural vistas.</blockquote>Alright, so maybe it's not that wrong. No, it is, because after 20 years working on layers and layers of paint with that "crude tool," Richter has proved, I think, that he has all the control he needs.</p>

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<p>Just as Rauschenberg's erasing were not negation, but creation through another type of mark, I think Richter's squeegee strokes are generative additions to, not killers of, the rich repertoire of markmaking techniques he inherited. Maybe it took Belz's film to show how tightly the squeegee marks are linked to Richter's body and movement. They don't diminish, but magnify; they're full-body gestural abstraction.</p>

<p>For a great illumination of the specifics of Richter's abstract production, I keep going back to <a href="http://blog.tate.org.uk/?p=8622">Tate Modern conservator Rachel Parker's discussion with blogger Mark Godfrey</a> during the <em>Panorama</em> show:<blockquote>If we think about the very large scale of <em>Wald 3</em>, we must consider the logistics of one man making this painting. Although Richter probably dragged the squeegee across the wet surface in two separate applications this process must have demanded enormous physical energy. The two resulting squeegee tracks are obvious: one track extends from the top to about 5/8 of the way down the painting surface and the other starts just below this. It would appear that Richter applies the squeegee first to the left side of the work and then drags it from left to right: with both tracks he appears to stop ¾ of the way across for a rest before completion. You can also tell exactly when the momentum of dragging the squeegee across the very tacky surface began to slow down as the drag marks become more shallow. The upper track is characterised by the squeegee having embedded itself more deeply into the paint resulting in slightly sharper surface disturbances and deeper excavations. The lower track has glided more fluidly across the surface creating lighter disturbances. There is undoubtedly an element of chance in the results of this technique: the first track will bear most influence on the final composition whereas with the second track, Richter tries to replicate the same direction, speed and weight behind the squeegee to re-create the same marks in the paint. The compositional balance between track 1 and track 2 in <em>Wald 3</em> exposes Richter's trust in his materials and intuitive craftsmanship.</blockquote>I've got more bone to pick with Buchloh's analysis, which ultimately fails to convince because it seems so disengaged, so cut off within the hermetic, Richterworld bubble. But maybe later.</p>

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<p>Because Parker and Godfrey make a very persuasive case, I think, for some of the implications of Richter's overpainting,. In this case, they discussed SFMOMA's 1999 <em>Abstract Painting</em> (CR 858-6) [above] on aludibond panel:<blockquote>Richter has applied his paint in a similar manner as before, manipulating the paint with a squeegee when the paint is very newly applied, hence its fluid character...Once the paint has dried Richter has taken a sharp wide-head palette knife and gouged and scraped features out of the paint layer, exposing the paint-stained white preparatory layer beneath. The technique creates a hallucinatory effect (are the shapes portals or are they solid elements floating in a multi-dimensional composition?).</blockquote>These underlying paintings aren't destroyed; they just become something else.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>When Did Jasper Johns Make Flag? [Part 1]</title>
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    <summary> The stories of Jasper Johns&apos; Flag is almost as famous as the artwork itself. In 1958, Leo Castelli had come for a studio visit with Robert Rauschenberg, only to find Jasper Johns&apos; work there, and offer the younger, unknown...</summary>
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<p>The stories of Jasper Johns' <em>Flag</em> is almost as famous as the artwork itself. In 1958, Leo Castelli had come for a studio visit with Robert Rauschenberg, only to find Jasper Johns' work there, and offer the younger, unknown artist a solo show on the spot. That show, Johns' first, ended up on the cover of Art News. Alfred Barr bought three works out of it for MoMA. When more conservative trustees balked at the possibility that the till-then-unknown artist might have unpatriotic intentions, Barr leaned on Philip Johnson to buy a fourth, <em>Flag</em>. </p>

<p>And of course, there's the story of how Johns made it, which <a href="http://www.moma.org/collection/object.php?object_id=78805">MoMA lays out succinctly</a>:<blockquote>"One night I dreamed that I painted a large American flag," Johns has said of this work, "and the next morning I got up and I went out and bought the materials to begin it." Those materials included three canvases that he mounted on plywood, strips of newspaper, and encaustic paint--a mixture of pigment and molten wax that has formed a surface of lumps and smears. The newspaper scraps visible beneath the stripes and forty-eight stars lend this icon historical specificity. The American flag is something "the mind already knows," Johns has said, but its execution complicates the representation and invites close inspection. A critic of the time encapsulated this painting's ambivalence, asking, "Is this a flag or a painting?"</blockquote>But what's not exactly so clear is when Johns actually made <em>Flag</em>. It became so famous and influential so quickly, and its story is so fantastic--a dream! a flag! a magazine cover! MoMA!--that the pre-1958 history gets compressed into a largely uninvestigated corner.</p>

<p>MoMA's listing officially, and oddly, notes the date for <em>Flag</em> as <a href="http://www.moma.org/collection/object.php?object_id=78805">"1954-55 (dated on reverse 1954)."</a> So 1954-55. But perhaps 1954. Not an idle difference, I think. But there's more.</p>

<p>From an awesome footnote in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0810935155/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=shagpad&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0810935155">Michael Crichton's awesome 1977 Whitney catalogue</a>:<blockquote>Occasionally his working methods cause curatorial problems. One long-standing question concerns the date of his first <em>Flag</em> painting, originally purchased by Philip Johnson in 1958, and now in the collection fo the Museum of Modern Art. The painting was dated 1954, but Johns argued that it was done in 1955. Recently someone noticed that the collage included newsprint from 1956, and the museum wanted to change the date accordingly. Johns stated that the picture was damaged in his studio in 1956, and that he repaired it that year, but that the painting was still properly dated 1955. He also points out that certain early works include collage elements that are old--much older than the paintings themselves--thus obviating entirely such direct methods of dating. [p. 65] </blockquote>So this painting, "his first <em>Flag</em> painting," has 1954 written on the back. The artist argues for 1955. Some collage material visibly dates from 1956. And then the artist warns against attempting to date a work by the date of the collage elements. But isn't the issue here not that it could appear to be earlier than it is, but that it's actually later than the artist claimed? Twice? </p>

<p>I would think that contemporary analytical tools exist that can test whether <em>Flag</em> was repaired as Johns claimed. Or maybe close looking is sufficient. Crichton set up this curatorial dating problem with one of my favorite quotes from the catalogue:<blockquote>A note of caution: Often John's [sic] "laborious efforts" to cover actually draw attention to what has happened. One may speculate that the layered meanings in a Johns work have their analogue in the layers of paint and wax that sometimes conceal, sometimes reveal, what lies beneath. That is one way to look at it. Another way is to recognize that he is a painter whose interest in process leads him to reveal the process--as an action over time--to the viewer. That is, a series of events and decisions led to the final picture; Johns often seems as interested in the sequence of steps as he is in the final result--at least, he often tries to show "what happened" along the way. It may be exaggerated to say that a Johns painting contains its own biography, but that kind of idea is present in many pictures.</blockquote>Maybe it's the artwork's instant iconic status, or maybe it's the power of the alluringly iconic image it depicts, but lately, it feels like I've begun taking closer looks at <em>Flag</em> for the first time. And it's pretty surprising.</p>

<p>One thing's for certain, though: <em>Flag</em> is not Johns' first flag painting. [cont'd]</p>

<p><a href="http://www.moma.org/collection/object.php?object_id=78805">Jasper Johns, <em>Flag</em>, "1954-55 (dated on reverse 1954)"</a> [moma.org]<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0948462582/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=shagpad&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0948462582">Fred Orton's 1996 book <em>Figuring Jasper Johns</em></a> is one of the few in-depth analyses I've found of <em>Flag</em>. [amazon]</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Death Watch</title>
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    <summary>Alright, the mourning process seems to be ending, but the Guggenheim still hasn&apos;t posted video of the crazy/awesome/all over the place speeches from &quot;The Last Word,&quot; the TED-like symposium marathon organized last weekend for the end of Maurizio Cattelan&apos;s &quot;All.&quot;...</summary>
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<p>So I've gone ahead and posted a Storify recap of the livetweet commentary I did, almost involuntarily, when I stumbled across the webcast, about mid-way through Francis Naumann's discussion of Duchamp's supposed retirement.</p>

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    <title>Has Erik Satie Been Performed On US Network Television Since 1963?</title>
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    <summary> This 1963 episode of I&apos;ve Got A Secret pops up periodically. From this week on Boing Boing to Alex Ross&apos;s 2007 blog post searching for Karl Schenzer. And it is, indeed, pretty interesting. John Cale was recently arrived in...</summary>
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<p>This 1963 episode of <em>I've Got A Secret</em> pops up periodically. From this week on Boing Boing to <a href="http://www.therestisnoise.com/2007/05/looking_for_mr_.html">Alex Ross's 2007 blog post</a> searching for Karl Schenzer.</p>

<p>And it is, indeed, pretty interesting. John Cale was recently arrived in New York City--Ross notes that he got a ride down from Tanglewood in Iannis Xenakis's car--and still a couple of years away and a stint under LaMonte Young's sway from forming the Velvet Underground. John Cage enlisted him and some other sympathetic pianists to perform <em>Vexations</em>, an epic 1949 composition by Erik Satie, for the first time. That was Cale's secret. Schenzer's was that he alone stayed for the entire 18-hour performance.</p>

<p>Of course, <a href="http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/04/john_cage_on_a_.html">Cage himself had appeared on <em>I've Got A Secret</em> in 1960</a>, giving a raucous rendition of his composition, <em>Water Walk</em>, while dressed, typically, like a Methodist minister.</p>

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<p>Three years later, Cale and Schenzer also exude a buttoned-up, Cageian seriousness, but what caught my attention was Schenzer's namecheck of the concert's sponsor, the <a href="http://www.foundationforcontemporaryarts.org/about/history.html">Foundation for Contemporary Performance Arts</a>, which Cage and Jasper Johns had just launched.</p>

<p>By 1963, I guess these folks were becoming better known, and certain of them, particularly Johns and Rauschenberg, were selling a fair amount of artwork. Yet as soon as they had two nickels to rub together, these artists were using the money to support and propagate the work of their fellow artists. </p>

<p>And it really amazes me to think that the cultural factions of the time were still so close together that this avant garde crew could turn up on a network TV game show. John Cage may have turned up at some point in the intervening 30 years, but it's very easy for me to imagine that the first mention of Erik Satie on CBS was also his last. </p>]]>
        
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    <title>ORLY? Marine Hugonnier&apos;s Art for Modern Architecture (Homage to Ellsworth Kelly)</title>
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    <summary> Marine Hugonnier, Art for Modern Architecture (Homage to Ellsworth Kelly), The New York Times (Week of February 21st to February 27th 2005) Now this gets very interesting very quickly. Jason, a sharp-eyed greg.org reader in Paris, just sent along...</summary>
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<small>Marine Hugonnier, <em>Art for Modern Architecture (Homage to Ellsworth Kelly)</em>, The New York Times (Week of February 21st to February 27th 2005)</small></p>

<p>Now this gets very interesting very quickly.  Jason, a sharp-eyed greg.org reader in Paris, just sent along a link to <a href="http://www.we-find-wildness.com/2012/01/marine-hugonnier/">a recent post on We Find Wildness</a> about the very interesting work of <a href="http://www.marinehugonnier.com/">Marine Hugonnier</a>:</a><blockquote><em>Art for Modern Architecture</em> (2004-ongoing) investigates the role of the image, its abilities and its limitations and reverses the process by obstructing the press images on the front page of a week's worth of newspapers (the series include The New York Times, The Times, Die Tageszeitung, Le Monde, The Herald Tribune, The Neue Zürcher Zeitung and Al Ayaam) with collages made of cutouts from ELLSWORTH KELLY's book Line Form Color.</p>

<p>ELLSWORTH KELLY claimed that art was to be made for public spaces and buildings, thus establishing the modernist utilitarian project of art serving modern architecture. This project renews KELLY'S ideas and re-elaborates them within another medium, that of a newspaper, the 'architecture' of which frames everyday life.</blockquote>Hugonnier's series is not an unknown quantity by any means. <a href="http://www.moma.org/collection/object.php?object_id=114843">Her 2007 Kellyfication of The Times of London, for instance, was acquired by MoMA in 2008.</a> If Cornelius Tittel, the Welt's culture editor responsible for the newspaper's special all-Kelly edition somehow did not know of Hugonnier's work, which is one of the more prominent contemporary examples of art that directly deals with newspapers as media, Kelly and/or his crew certainly knew. I would chalk this one up as a great idea that positively demanded to be realized. </p>

<p><strong>FREAKY HUGONNIER-IN-THE-AIR UPDATE</strong> I just caught up with it now, but <a href="http://rolu.terapad.com/index.cfm?fa=contentNews.newsDetails&newsID=3301394&from=list">Ro/Lu also posted about Hugonnier's <em>Art for Modern Architecture</em> series</a>, including some gorgeous images of her more recent pieces, where she uses her own abstract cut-outs. Great minds &c., &c.!</p>

<p>Previously, and still definitely related, also, from 2003, so really, who even knows what kind of amazing material the guy's got squirreled away? <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2003/09/11/ellsworth_kelly_on_ground_zero.html">Ellsworth Kelly on Ground Zero</a></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Wade&apos;s Welt, Excellent</title>
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    <summary>I stopped by a friend&apos;s studio yesterday--which was fantastic, btw--and as I was leaving, and I noticed the cool, old Ellsworth Kelly exhibition poster in the bathroom, I so I was all, have you seen the Kelly edition of Die...</summary>
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    <title>I Wanna The Kelly Welt, Chico, An Everthinisinnit</title>
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    <summary>Ausgezeichnet! To promote his two shows in Munich this fall/winter, at the Pinakothek and the Haus der Kunst [which closed this week, btw], the local paper die Welt published a special issue in which all photos were replaced by Ellsworth...</summary>
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<p>To promote his two shows in Munich this fall/winter, at the Pinakothek and the Haus der Kunst [which closed this week, btw], the local paper die Welt published a special issue in which all photos were replaced by Ellsworth Kelly paintings. <a href="http://cerealrecords.com/3553/">Cereal Records</a> points to <a href="http://www.burningsettlerscabin.com/?p=6799">Burning Settlers Cabin</a>, whoprocured a copy</a>, which makes me all the more determined to track one down myself.</p>

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<p>Unfortunately, all I can find on the Welt website is an offer for a facsimile edition of the front page [top], printed on archival paper in an edition of 100. I mean, it's signed, but I'm not sure that this works quite as well as a print as the newspaper does as an awesome object.</p>

<p>Any German-reading newspaper hoarders out there, please get in touch.</p>

<p>Great story: <a href="http://www.burningsettlerscabin.com/?p=6799">Just Say No To Safe</a> [burningsettlerscabin via cerealrecords]<br />
<a href="http://cerealrecords.com/3553/">Die Welt's all-Ellsworth Kelly issue</a> [cerealrecords]<br />
<a href="http://www.welt.de/print/die_welt/vermischtes/article13644105/Limitiert-und-handsigniert-die-Kelly-Edition-zur-Zeitung.html">Limitiert und handsigniert: die Kelly-Edition zur Zeitung, 499 Euro zuzüglich versicherten Versands</a> [welt.de]<br />
Previously, and definitely related: <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2003/09/11/ellsworth_kelly_on_ground_zero.html">Ellsworth Kelly on Ground Zero</a><br />
Previously, related, and not as awesome: <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2010/10/04/robert_rauschenberg_piece_for_tropic_1979_edition_of_650000.html">Robert Rauschenberg's <em>Piece of Tropic</em>, 1979, ed. 650,000</a><br />
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<entry>
    <title>Deeecoding Hirst</title>
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    <summary>Basically, yeah, there was no way I could just let Daniel Barnes&apos; hearsay claim that there&apos;s a secret text encoded in each of Damien Hirist&apos;s spot paintings go untested last night. But the mechanics of decoding a Hirst Code, if...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Basically, yeah, there was no way I could just let <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2012/01/23/the_hirst_code.html">Daniel Barnes' hearsay claim that there's a secret text encoded in each of Damien Hirist's spot paintings</a> go untested last night.</p>

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<p>But the mechanics of decoding a Hirst Code, if it does, indeed, exist, are non-trivial. Sure, there's a key painting [on which more in a second], but the whole public premise of the series is that no color repeats within a painting. Yet there are many spots in a large painting which seem nearly indistinguishable from each other. So matching up the ABC0-9 color key precisely to the hundreds of similar spots is, to use the term of the season, a challenge.</p>

<p>The trick, I think, is to have a computer color match the Pantone PMS codes between the <em>Key Painting</em> and the others. Which requires color-matched images. But Hirst's catalogue of the complete spots doesn't drop until July. So I just went ahead and grabbed one of the largest spot images I could find, and then I combined it with a <em>Key Painting</em>, and ran it--or babystepped it, really--through Photoshop.</p>

<p>Tate Modern was the single, go-to source. Tate has both a key painting, <a href="http://tate.org.uk/servlet/ViewWork?workid=98342&searchid=21579"><em>Controlled Substances Key Painting (Spot 4a) </em></a> [above], and a large [2x2.5m] spot painting, <a href="http://tate.org.uk/servlet/ViewWork?workid=100363&searchid=21579"><em>Anthraquinone-1 Diazonium Chloride</em></a>[below], from 1994.</p>

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<p>A quick note on the <em>Key Paintings</em>: <a href="http://tate.org.uk/servlet/ViewWork?workid=98342&searchid=21579&tabview=text">according to Tate Modern</a>, Hirst made four of them, in different dimensions [1" to 4" spots], and they are the only Spot paintings in which the color layout is identical. Which would imply, then, that there is a single key. Though there are definitely plenty of cryptographic methods for thwarting an assumption like that, too.</p>

<p>Anyway, I combined the two Tate images in one Photoshop canvas, and started waving my Magic Wand over each <em>Key Painting</em> spot in turn, looking for matches among the larger painting's 2,050 spots. Immediately, when several A's came up, I confirmed that I still had a matching problem; theoretically, there should be one, at most. The color scales of Photoshop, the compression algorithms of JPGs and TIFFs, all of these mediations affect the precise matching between two Hirst paintings. [I just realized that Hirst's spots actually<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adobe_Photoshop_release_history"> almost pre-date Photoshop itself,</a> which first launched in 1989, and which didn't get color management until v5.0 in 1998.]</p>

<p>There were also matches I thought were obvious, but which PS didn't even touch. I decided to be systematic, and to err on the side of more information now, in hopes of detecting a pattern later. So I checked tolerances at 5 and 8%, and only marked spots where the central majority of the spot was highlighted. Having no letter matched up felt more validating somehow than having just one. When I did Q, I jumped to U. I did the digits, too, because they were provided, and because 733tspeak did exist in some form since the 80s, and maybe Hirst was a phone phreakin' BBS nerd in high school, who knows?</p>

<p>I put all the text into a separate layer, which is below. It was really late last night, like around 1:30, so I can't be entirely sure until I check it again in the daylight, but I think I have seen something. </p>

<p><a href="http://greg.org/archive/hirst_code_tate_deeelite.jpg"><img alt="hirst_code_tate_deeelite.jpg" src="http://greg.org/assets_c/2012/01/hirst_code_tate_deeelite-thumb-500x435-10900.jpg" width="500" height="435" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></a></p>

<p>There seems to be a structured passage in the top center of the painting. Here's a detail:</p>

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<p>I'm going to doublecheck my work, but in the mean time, please don't go running to Gagosian trying to claim a free spot painting and pretend <em>you</em> are the one who found Hirst's secret message from 1994. </p>]]>
        
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    <title>Rijksoverheid Rood 8: Better Roller</title>
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    <summary> Alright, I think we finally may be onto something. I switched to a high-density foam roller for this next coat, and though it looks kind of eggshelly in the photo, it actually ends up drying to a smoother finish...</summary>
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<p>Alright, I think we finally may be onto something. I switched to a high-density foam roller for this next coat, and though it looks kind of eggshelly in the photo, it actually ends up drying to a smoother finish than any brush so far. And it uses less paint, which means no drip/stalactites around the edges, which need to be cut/sanded off.</p>

<p>The rhythm is sort of set now: when I start a new coat, I flip the panel over and wetsand and tack the coat from two sessions prior. That way, the coats go on each side sort of interlaced [I'm painting both sides, and I think it'll be done when the panel builds up a sufficient edge of paint, not support, and there's a pretty clean, non-painterly surface with no discernible front/back.] They're not there yet, but it now seems like they will be.</p>

<p>On the question of posting this kind of log/journal-style info, yeah, it's still kind of boring to me, mixed with a bit of incredulity that really, why would anyone care? But that's fine.</p>

<p>Because one of the things I've found is that these posts almost always draw out some helpful and interesting emails from people who know paint far better than I do.  So it's really nice to hear from people, to get advice and feedback, to check my assumptions, and to see what other people are doing.  </p>

<p>Part of my decision to paint was to learn what it's really like, to see what paint does, how it behaves. And part of it was definitely to actually see some particular objects in person that I've seen in my mind, and which I haven't really found anywhere else. So it's all pretty good.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>The Hirst Code</title>
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    <published>2012-01-24T03:06:56Z</published>
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    <summary>Speaking of texts written in entirely unlikely places... I really have no idea what to make of the kicker in Daniel Barnes&apos; Artslant review of the Brittania St installation of Damien Hirst: The Complete Spot Paintings:As to be expected with...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Speaking of<a href="http://greg.org/archive/2012/01/23/moby_dick_typed_on_toilet_paper.html"> texts written in entirely unlikely places</a>...</p>

<p>I really have no idea what to make of the kicker in <a href="http://www.artslant.com/lon/articles/show/29399">Daniel Barnes' Artslant review of the Brittania St installation of <em>Damien Hirst: The Complete Spot Paintings</em></a>:<blockquote>As to be expected with Hirst, there is yet more spectacle. A member of Gagosian staff tells me that the key paintings which correlate specific colours with letters of the alphabet are the start of a game: if you look at each painting carefully, a sequence of colours will reveal a hidden word, and if you get the word first you win a spot painting. </blockquote>I mean, first, second, and third: W, T and F? [<a href="http://starwarsmodern.blogspot.com/2012/01/blog-post.html">Or in Morse Code, ⚈ - - - ⚈⚈-⚈?</a>]</p>

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<p>A secret word embedded in each painting? Is there one word repeated or 1,200 or 1,500 separate words? Is there one key for all of them, or one for each of them? Is there one free painting for each of them? If you crack the Hirst Code, do you become overnight the artist's single largest collector, the Mugrabis of Hirst? If so, doesn't Viktor Pinchuk already have a team of ex-KGB cryptographers working on this problem?</p>

<p>Entirely aside from the "win a painting" sweepstakes element--the Secret Hirst's Other Spot Challenge--what are the conceptual contours of a Hirst Code? Are the words encoded in The Complete Spot Paintings random, or a list, or do they constitute a single, secret text? Is it an essay, a manifesto? An epic poem or sacred text? Is it the first page of a great novel,, or did Hirst randomly encode a page from his pharmaceuticals catalogue--or from a Tesco mailing, or his cable bill, whatever he had lying around the studio? Or does it just say ARSE 1,500 times?</p>]]>
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With a secondhand, anonymous gallerina anecdote relayed by a "critic/philosopher" whose forthcoming book, <a href="http://www.danielbarnes.org/the-art-of-spectacle"><em>The Art of Spectacle</em></a>, "offers an analysis of the work of Damien Hirst at the level of aesthetics, meaning and ideology in order to defend him as the greatest of contemporary artists," we're either one factcheck away from a cross-eyed prank, or one murderous albino monk away from a worldwide conspiratorial phenomenon that could turn Tate Modern into a Wonka-fied Louvre this spring.</p>

<p>I guess it's to Hirst's credit that I wouldn't put either scenario past him. Hirst revealing that his 25-year-long series of conceptualist abstract painting is actually a pedantic word jumble as it is as easy to imagine as Hirst <em>alluding</em> to a secret message in the spots when there is none. Or at least none that he put in. Yet. How long would it take a series the artist describes as endless and infinite to produce meaning? If a million monkeys typing a million years can come up with Shakespeare, surely Hirst's assistants can manage to produce a color-coded word or two by now, just a few million dots in?</p>

<p>How different, really, is the Hirst Code's supposed promise, that " if you look at each painting carefully, a sequence of colours will reveal a hidden word," from the esoteric intellectual constructs of academic art criticism and theory? While PhDs argue over the epistemological implications of Baudrillardian spectacle, and Marxists decry the triumph of neoliberal luxury capitalism, a mum from Brixton sitting down with her colored pencils each Sunday slowly pieces together A-R-S-E-N-A-L D-I-A-Z-E-P-A-M B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S. Do these potential interpretations have to be mutually exclusive?</p>

<p>Explicitly encoded meaning and symbolism is nothing new to art, and throughout his career, Hirst has beaten the allegorical references to death, at least, to death.</p>

<p>Even without Barnes' claim, and even if Hirst himself hadn't created a "key" painting in 1994 [<em>Controlled Substances</em>, top, given to <a href="http://www.nationalgalleries.org/collection/artists-a-z/H/6043/artistName/Damien%20Hirst/recordId/88838">Tate and the National Galleries of Scotland</a> by Anthony d'Offay], the spot paintings practically compel a viewer's visual search for meaning. As <a href="http://paperplanestudio.tumblr.com/post/16348379947/the-damien-hirst-spot-challenge-dream">Jenn Bostic described it</a>, that seeming potential for meaning exists among the spots, and across the system of production itself:<blockquote>Being a graphic designer, I was most interested in the paintings with the greatest density of dots, placed on a grid. I found myself looking at them like text pages in a book -- but in a new language of Pantone dingbats. That perhaps somehow hidden within the colors, there is a legend you can break. Evidently the colors are non-repeating, which I believe and am impressed by (anyone who has ever dealt with custom color mixing knows that 25,000 individual colors is a recipe for pain and heartbreak). Harder to believe is the notion that the colors are also placed at random. But when I stepped back and allowed the dots to become a halftone, the overall effect was an even, all-over field. I saw what typographers call 'rivers' and 'canyons'. These are the fractures that run through carelessly set justified typography (that, unsurprisingly, look like rivers and canyons). But, these 'rivers' were surprisingly minor. And I didn't see any dark or light clusters; No islands or holes -- the sort of true randomness I'd expect. Instead what I saw were paintings that reflected a great deal of careful design.</blockquote>Apparently careful design, but also <em>not</em> behaving like a text.</p>

<p><a href="http://greg.org/archive/pollock_sign_henryadams.jpg"><img alt="pollock_sign_henryadams.jpg" src="http://greg.org/assets_c/2012/01/pollock_sign_henryadams-thumb-500x250-10893.jpg" width="500" height="250" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></a><br />
<small><em>Mural</em> (1943) analyzed by <a href="http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/Decoding-Jackson-Pollock.html">Henry Adams in "Decoding Jackson Pollock,"</a> Smithsonian, 2009</small></p>

<p>A Hirst Code--or the search or assertion of one, even--would be one more incarnation of a defining dynamic of modernism: abstraction's perennial battle with representation for hearts and minds--and eyeballs. From over a century now, folks have been trying to tie abstraction back to whatever "reality" it was abstracted from. </p>

<p>Sometimes it's overt, like van Doesburg's cows and Mondrian's landscapes. It can be imagined, like <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2011/06/08/water_pictures_by_marion_thayer_macmillan.html">seeing Brancusi heads in photos of reflections on a Canadian lake</a>. It's seeing--or at least holding in your mind--a desert lanscape in a Clyfford Still. And it's arguing that actually Pollock's canvases are contain <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1990/01/25/arts/new-biography-new-debates-on-jackson-pollock.html">the residue of the images he painted in the air.</a> Or that one of his <a href="http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/Decoding-Jackson-Pollock.html">breakthrough all-over murals is actually an abstract obscuring of the artist's own name</a> [above].</p>

<p>Richter's color charts are readymade abstractions, documentary depictions or mimicries of manufacturers' sample cards. Even seemingly "pure" abstraction, like Ellsworth Kelly's color and form, turn out to be based on, referenced to, observed natural phenomena: the curve of a leaf, the shadow out a Parisian bus window.</p>

<p>Is it a joke, and if so, who is it on, if Hirst's diffidently meaningless, subjectless, intentionless spots turn out to be gorgeously produced steganography? Does it matter terribly if there is a message--"the" message--embedded in the paintings and we don't decode it? Is our interest or enjoyment of a Dutch still life dependent on knowing the Protestant symbology for each fruit and lobster in it? Does it change our understanding of <a href="http://greg.org/archive/2011/04/08/the_orgies_of_art_history.html">Johns' <em>Map</em> when we know that his visible collage scraps include a history of orgies?</a></p>

<p>That last example has direct bearing on the possibility of a Hirst Code. As recently as 2007, the most august art historians said Johns' collages were made of unknowable detritus from his studio floor. But I found the exact page of Johns' orgies book in seconds using Google. In the 60s, Leo Steinberg joked about the thousands of dissertations that would be written by generations of scholars painstakingly identifying and interpreting the source imagery in Robert Rauschenberg's collages. Those impenetrable secrets can be matched up in seconds now with a computer script.</p>

<p>Assuming it's there, whatever code Hirst devised for his spot paintings almost certainly predates the Web and networked computing. <em>Controlled Substances</em> was 1994. SETI@Home, one of the first groundbreaking distributed data analysis systems, where screensavers searched the static of the universe for an extraterrestrial radio signal, launched in 1999.  If no one's cracked the Hirst Code yet, it's only because no one's tried.</p>

<p>So what would it take to decipher the Hirst Code, besides an algorithm and some computing capacity? Did you need to complete the Spot Challenge, and if you completed it without looking for the Code, did you miss the much bigger prize? You'd need a robust dictionary of words generic, proper, and branded, which you can winnow down to a more manageable size by eliminating anything that repeats a letter. And to automatically match the key's spot colors to the rest would require a clean, complete, calibrated dataset, one which accommodates the miniscule differences among the [tens of] thousands of unique hues. Because those lookalikes could really mess you up. </p>

<p>And this is why I am even more skeptical of the Hirst Code than when I first heard of it. Because such a dataset exists, or soon will. And so whatever else it might be, the Hirst Code is an extraordinary gimmick <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1906967482/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=shagpad&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1906967482">The Complete Spot Paintings: 1986-2011</a>to sell his new book.</a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1906967482/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=shagpad&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1906967482">Pre-order <em>The Complete Spot Paintings: 1986-2011</em> via amazon, $176</a> [amazon]</p>]]>
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    <title>Moby Dick Typed On Toilet Paper</title>
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    <summary> There is much to do, and much to write, but it&apos;ll have to wait. Because right this minute, a copy of Moby Dick typed on six rolls of toilet paper is for sale on eBay:MY FRIEND AND I ONCE...</summary>
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<p>There is much to do, and much to write, but it'll have to wait. Because right this minute, <a href="http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?icep_ff3=2&pub=5574636946&toolid=10001&campid=5335844480&customid=&icep_item=260940598024&ipn=psmain&icep_vectorid=229466&kwid=902099&mtid=824&kw=lg">a copy of <em>Moby Dick</em> typed on six rolls of toilet paper</a> is for sale on eBay:<blockquote>MY FRIEND AND I ONCE JOKED THAT TOILET PAPER SHOULD HAVE INSTRUCTIONS PRINTED ON THEM FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE<br />
ONE DAY, THE CONVERSATION GREW FROM THERE AND TURNED INTO A WAGER THAT I COULDN'T (OR WOULDN'T) BE ABLE TO TYPE OUT A NOVEL ON TOILET PAPER.</p>

<p>YES, WE DID HAVE SOME TIME ON OUR HANDS BUT, AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE FOLLOWING PHOTOS, I WON THE BET.</p>

<p>THERE ARE FOUR FULL ROLLS, ONE ROLL (EPILOGUE) IS ABOUT 1/5 OF A ROLL AND ONE HALF-ROLL<br />
ALL OF THE ROLLS OF TP CAME OUT OF A BRAND NEW -- CLEAN -- PACKAGE OF 2-PLY COTTONELLE<br />
THEY'VE BEEN HANDLED VERY GINGERLY AND INFREQUENTLY</p>

<p>AS YOU'LL SEE IN THE FOLLOWING PHOTOS, ONE OR TWO ROLLS HAVE A TEAR AT THE BEGINNING<br />
THIS IS WHERE I WAS TRYING TO PULL THE PAPER THROUGH THE TYPEWRITER</p>

<p>I'VE KEPT THIS MOD ODDITY IN A BOX IN A COOL, DRY PLACE FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS<br />
AND HAVE ONLY BROKEN IT OUT TO PROVE TO DOUBTERS THAT I ACTUALLY DID IT</p>

<p>CONSIDERING WHAT IT'S BEEN THROUGH, IT'S IN AMAZING CONDITION</blockquote><a href="http://greg.org/archive/tp_moby_dick_ch001.jpg"><img alt="tp_moby_dick_ch001.jpg" src="http://greg.org/assets_c/2012/01/tp_moby_dick_ch001-thumb-500x374-10888.jpg" width="500" height="374" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></a></p>

<p>I mean, there's so much we still don't know. Like who did it? In this day of Facebook non-privacy, how can an artist be known simply as The Toilet Paper Moby Dick Master? And how long did it take? Wait, before that, even, what, really, was this conversation that led to this bet? And how did the bet end up involving one of the longer novels in the canon? Why not something shorter? Something like <em>On The Road</em>?</p>

<p><img alt="on_the_road_scroll.jpg" src="http://greg.org/archive/on_the_road_scroll.jpg" width="485" height="305" class="mt-image-none" style="" /></p>

<p><a href="http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?icep_ff3=2&pub=5574636946&toolid=10001&campid=5335844480&customid=&icep_item=260940598024&ipn=psmain&icep_vectorid=229466&kwid=902099&mtid=824&kw=lg">Moby Dick typed on toilet paper, opening bid, $399.95 plus free shipping, auction ends Jan. 29</a> [ebay via <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/cthon1c">@cthon1c</a>]<br />
<a href="http://www.ontheroad.org/">Kerouac Scroll Tour</a> [ontheroad.org]</p>

<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong> since posting this, the opening bid has been raised, appropriately, to $999.95.<br />
<strong>UPDATE UPDATE:</strong> or one like it. "The seller has relisted<a href="http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?icep_ff3=2&pub=5574636946&toolid=10001&campid=5335844480&customid=&icep_item=260942277357&ipn=psmain&icep_vectorid=229466&kwid=902099&mtid=824&kw=lg">this item</a> or one like it."<br />
<strong>PRICELESS UPDATE</strong>: On the one hand, especially if I were the one who had typed it, and protected it in a shoebox all these years, I would KNOW KNOW that $320 is a ridiculous insult of a result. How dare eBay? On the other hand, there were four bidders on this thing, so, not entirely unnoticed. The Master Of The Typed On Toilet Paper Moby Dick needs to keep it and turn it into a family heirloom, or he needs to let it go, and let the world--and specifically, the knucklehead(s) contemplating spending several hundred dollars for it--take care of it.</p>]]>
        
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